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IF A FANGIRL LIKES YOU YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT RIGHT FUCKING THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING THERE OK BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. WE HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH STANDARDS. VERY HIGH STANDARDS. AND IF YOU MEET THOSE STANDARDS THEN YOU BASICALLY WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS THESE GUYS WITH MILLIONS OF GIRLS SCREAMING OVER THEM. IF THAT DOESNT CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL

(Source: captianclifford, via ismyawkwardnessseducingyou)

thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

(via mrguap0)

peperomint:

kyung: *listening 2 the bts trailer*
zico: o ok
zico: no thats fine
zico: no i mean if u love bts so much why dont u go rap with em b a bulletproof boyscout that would b cool i mean if u want a fedora enthusiast 2 lead u thats aight thats fine im just sayin namjoon doin this fashion thing bein ugly havin thick lips liking anime he thinks he me he thinks he Zico Lite® but nah its fine u want ur Diet Zico i understand ur watching ya figure
kyung: 
zico: its fine 

(via ismyawkwardnessseducingyou)

La la la la la la la la la
Your front is the best, your back is the best
La la la la la la la la la
From your head to your toes, you’re the best

(Source: jung-koook, via jeoned)

Stuck On You | Do not edit or remove logo.

(via bap-tist)

nerdwire:

WiiU Link by Mary Marhta

(via retailavenger85)

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via charliexxx)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via charliexxx)

Anonymous Asked: is it okay to ask why you and your last ex broke up ?

ifoundnatham-megan:

goosymang:

andrewquo:

she was like “oh andrew ur dicks too big its gonna rip me in half” so really it was for safety

i believe it.

not even questioning his answer